Ever wondered what's inside the back a painter decorator's van? Here I give you a quick account of what lurks behind the closed doors of a verified card holder of the white van man's club. Ladders, scrapers, blankets, a court order from the universe about breaching standard spatial dimension restrictions and a request to cease and desist, as well my magic ingredient that all decorators' run on. It's a journey into the unknown. Follow me if you dare . . .

With the bank holiday nearly upon us, a Worcester Decorator notes down some of the activities going on and urges you not to miss out on the fun in store for us all this weekend. From a school fete to a chilli festival and lots more, there's a huge amount of family fun to be had in Worcester this weekend!

As someone who works as a decorator in Worcester, my efforts are often spent in diligent care for my walls and ceilings. But I have to confess, I couldn't contain a howl of laughter at an unknown street decorator's efforts in Manchester to draw the council's attention to the pothole problem. Be warned, unlike most of Worcester Decorators blog posts, this one does contain a bit of cheeky language, as well as a link to the story in question with pictures of . . . things.

We at Worcester Decorators decided to jot down an account of our activities over the course of a single day in March last month. We think it would possibly entertain those readers of ours who possess an eye for boredom and a penchant for sadomasochism! (In truth, we hope it'll be lightly entertaining and will give you some insight into the importance of tea bags to a humble decorator's life). So, if you want to experience life from the top of a ladder and from behind a paint brush, then please, read on!

Reviewing my recent writings, I have decided to put together three longer pieces that will document the daily adventures of me and my decorating team. They will be light hearted adventures which will seek to entertain more than inform, so they will probably come with a pinch or two of salt. After all, creativity is what life is all about! Now, I just need to think of a suitable title . . .